All Reviews By Shallow Pocketses

The length is weird, the cut is odd, the fabric is so thin... not overly impressed with this piece. Both colours did look ok as dresses, though they were too short on my 5'8 self to wear without pants or leggings, unless you're at the beach. Or a lil sleazy. Also, not $74 dresses, more like $20 Target dresses. They are however soft and they stretch out a bit to be comfy enough for leisure. And I did keep them both, so who am I to judge.

I bought these because other reviewers complained they were too long. I wanted bike shorts, not booty shorts. Thanks guys! Both colours are nice, fabric is cool and comfy for under summertime skirts. Would love a white pair.

Holy smokes, these are cool. Probably my favorite ever electronic accessory, definitely fave headphones. I was expecting them to be a lot smaller from the picture, but I do not mind that they're not at all. The size doesn't actually matter because you don't hardly feel them in your ears. It fills the hollow of your ear and doesn't protrude very far at all. The click technology is genius. So comfy. 5 sizes to choose from to maximize comfort and fit. My ears have never been this comfortable with in-ear headphones. As the other reviewer said, the sound is really great, incredible even. I would be careful walking across streets with these in. Thanks to that reviewer! She convinced me to try these, so glad. The only complaints are that with a case on your (iPhone) you may not be able to plug it in w/out the adapter. With the adapter in, I am not able to use the cord mic functions - at least for music, haven't tried phone. The cord mic also does not control volume. But it does Siri.

I was skeptical about these until I read the reviews of people complaining they were too long. I wanted bike shorts, not boy shorts or booty shorts, so I got both colours. Super happy with them. I want a bunch more pairs to wear as undies all the time. The joy of not pulling underpants wedgies out of my butt every hour is totally worth $43.

I ordered this 'Second Skin Jeans' but I received the 'Tight Jeans' in a Second Skin bag. I have the Second Skin in blue and love them. They are a little different than the Tight which I also have in blue. The black denim is a lot thinner than the light blue, & slightly thinner than the dark blue. The waist is still comfortably high, coming almost to my navel. With Cheap Monday you should order at least two sizes up. My blue Second Skins stretched a bit too much in the belly area & they were three sizes up. My light blue Tight pair are two sizes up & very very tight & have not stretched much at all. This pair of Tight Jeans are 3 sizes up & fit well, with a little stretch just beneath the zipper that I don't love. I would recomend 2 sizes up if you are consistent with your size. If you fluctuate or are between sizes, I would go three sizes up. Unless you prefer your jeans to be as tight as actual tights, which I think is gross. (Princess Kate & her skin-tight JBrands? Ew.)

I am normally a 6/8-M and I bought the S in this. It's still really really huge. If I lift my arms, you can see right in the side of the shirt through the sleeves. Thinking about exchanging for the XS, but afraid it will just be shorter and not narrower. The picture on the front is so cool, I don't get why they had to put it on such an ugly unflattering shirt!!

"Lush leaves" my behind. That's some kush on those 6-inch platforms. Didn't buy them, I don't want to die by high heel, just commenting on the 'alternative' print. On a serious note: These shoes would be brilliant if that ridiculous and perilous platform was chopped down to about 3/4 of an inch. C'mon designers, let's stop being gross with the stripper/Kardashian platforms.

I bought both colours, but I think I'm returning the grey/army coloured one. I've tried the black one on so many times, it's pretty much worn in, but the lighter one was much too unforgiving of every single little curve of my thighs and butt. I am 28/9-6/8-M and the M was too weird. They both looked ok as tube dresses, though too short for decency unless you're at the pool (or shorter than me). Splendid material is super stretchy and the black did stretch out a lot and looks much better, not every lump is emphasized and accentuated as much. I may order the grey in L if it comes back in stock, I love the colour.

This skirt if fantastic, pretty much just what I hoped, if maybe bit thinner. The waist is pretty small, as mentioned by another reviewer, but it is supposed to be high-waisted. If you notice the top they have paired with it, it's a crop-top - but it's tucked in which means the waist of the skirt is very high. The pockets are wicked and the colour is lovely, too. I'm happy with it.

Super happy with these. Another reviewer of CM jeans said the sizes are pre- 'vanity-sizing'. I'm normally a 28-29, tried a 29 (in black) first. They were too tight. Next I tried a 31and it's great. Maybe could have gotten away with a 30, but I don't care. I would recommend sizing up 2 sizes at least for this old-school sizing. Got these to wear with the 'Splendid' Miami Stripe Long Sleeve Tee in Paper so I could copy Lykke Li's sweet outfit in the 'Little Bit' video. I already had a gold jacket (E&J, from Shopbop, of course), but if anyone knows what brand hers is I will worship you. Post it in a review above mine plz.